So… you guys remember that episode of Parks & Rec where Ben becomes a little unhinged and gets obsessed with his claymation video? I’m worried that something similar is happening to me, but instead of claymation it’s making a punk vest for my cat. I dunno… I guess the really important question here is: black or silver studs?
Uh, matte black, obviously. (Silver are cool, too, just maybe a little expected.) I don’t know if you’re a fan of French & Saunders, but have you seen Star Pets? Here’s a link.
Ahhhhhahahahahaha that video! Perfect! I had already gone ahead and ordered the matte black ones, but I’m glad you and butstilli agree with that decision!
This is the vest I found for her (toddler size extra small).
Now I’m torn between making a “No Dogs, No Masters” backpatch or using a Filth “Destroy Everything” one that I already have. Decisions, decisions.
So jealous of you and your cat right now
Fritz graduated from puppy school. They had capes and mortar boards to pose with. Too adorable.
GBBO IS BACK AUGUST 6TH!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! THE BEST SHOW ON TV!
(That doesn’t have Tatiana Maslany on it and is in most ways the antithesis of Orphan Black!)
PREPARE FOR ALL THE PASTRY-BASED INNUENDO, GUISE.
Whaaaaatttttt! In love with necklace!
Where’s it from?
You so purdy :)
Nautical map birthday dress from modcloth! Present to myself, including the map necklace!
My photo shoot was photo bombed by my cousin’s dog, Murphy, and I found out I have a growing silver streak in the back of my hair!
So gorgeous, so coordinated!!
Loving the grey!
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"Don’t fall in love with an artist unless you’re a blank canvas, because they will paint upon the dark spots and write in the empty spaces of you even without meaning to, because their hands are dirty with paint smears, and ink blots, and wishful thinking."
actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)
AS SOON AS I SAW “HAND ANKLE” (Handgelenk) I KNEW THESE WERE GERMAN TO ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS.
I was like, this has to be German.
(In other news: German is doing my head in.)
"It is okay to want your own happiness. It’s okay to care about yourself the most. You are not obligated to sit there and smile and swallow every bit of shit everyone heaps on you. You are more than furniture, you’re more than window dressing, you’re not their shiny toy. You’re human, and you have the right to say “That was shitty of you”. You have a right to protest your own mistreatment and set boundaries for respectful interactions. The rest of the world doesn’t realize you have this right, and they will act offended and appalled when you exercise it, but it is yours."
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